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Online nowXjanal: xjanal is a guy from Aiburn, California, USA.; Likes 1,393 pages, 420 videos, 72 photos • 2 fans • Received 1 review; Member since May 04, 2005

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~keri smith~recipe for girls nite alone: Aug 18, 8:35pm 3 reviews
http://www.kerismith.com/funstuff/recipe.htm; recipe for a guy's night alone: beer

Pick Up Lines Generator - Find &Submit Funny Pick Up Lines Now!: Aug 18, 4:50pm 16 reviews humor
http://www.pickuplinegen.com/index.php?id=216; From the page: "If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe: Aug 17, 9:30pm 10 reviews humor
http://xkcd.com/464/; so utterly perfect, I love XKCD

Donklephant & Blog Archive & You Won't Believe What Michael Phelps Eats …: Aug 17, 6:03pm 6 reviews cooking
http://donklephant.com/2008/08/13/you-wont-believe-what-michael-phelps-eats-e...; From the page: "BEST COMMENT EVER:
From Jimmy the Dhimmi:

Never mind the calories, whats fascinating to me is how he can perform so well with all that poop inside him. I wonder if he times his meals so he can schedule a massive dump before he swims - hitting the pool before he hits the pool, so to speak."

RobotNixons profile - StumbleUpon: Aug 16, 1:32pm 7 reviews stumblers
http://robotnixon.stumbleupon.com/; ROBOT NIXON IS IRRITATING BUT STUMBLE NEEDS HIM

http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/2008/08/bathroom-tales/: Aug 9, 7:13pm 10 reviews humor
http://gotfunny.leroysjokes.com/2008/08/bathroom-tales/; this was hilarious, but seriously, I will never understand women. Keeping your son in the fucking stall while you take a shit? come on now, he's not going to be kidnapped if you fucking leave him outside the bathroom door and tell him in a stern voice not to move or talk to anyone. At least make him wait outside the stall, wow, mothers are all fucking brain dead in their own unique ways.